The Arena

[Lordblackadder]

Originally posted by nietzsche
I've bought beer, snacks and supplies.

Come on, let's go ladies. Show me what you've got...

Tell me the lead singer for Jamaruqiai doesn't sound exactly like Stevie Wonder.:cheers:

 

[Lordblackadder]

/me nods to the fire control operator.

"Captain energize main proton cannon and fire at will."

The HEV suited operator aknowledges and begins powering up the SuperDuperMonstroBurstoButOnlyOnWeekendsOrWhenProhibitedByLaw Ray.

BRRRRLLLWWWWSTSTSTSSIINKASJHFHFAJKLDFHLHASJDFHJKAJ

/me "that's a funny sounding ray captain."

"Wasn't the ray someone put a badger in the microwave."

/me "aha well power that bad boy up and let's obliterate the Arena!!!"

/me breaks into loud evil scientist laughter.

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy is back! (he promised the wives he would be home for supper)
thenerdguy shoots lordblackadder with an ak47.

 

[simmo]

/me jumps in front of the bullet because he loves blackadder

/me begins to die slowly

 

[ComradeBadger]

/me catches Simmo in his arms...

Nooooooo
Don't die.
Please?

/me decides, "aw screw this".... and goes off to his grandma's for the weekend

and I leave you with this question: 'Why do people's tongues taste salty?" ... and in case you were wondering, I went down the beach with my gf (sorry if I'm scaring you :cheese: )
(also sorry if you didn't want to know that )

 

[The DemonWithin]

/me laughs and absorbs simmo's soul as he dies. He then watches him suffer in agony. An elastic band then ricochets off a wall and hits him in the head.
/me dies.

 

[nw909]

nw tapes The DemonWithin back together

 

[thenerdguy]

Originally posted by mrBadger
/me catches Simmo in his arms...

Nooooooo
Don't die.
Please?

/me decides, "aw screw this".... and goes off to his grandma's for the weekend

and I leave you with this question: 'Why do people's tongues taste salty?" ... and in case you were wondering, I went down the beach with my gf (sorry if I'm scaring you :cheese: )
(also sorry if you didn't want to know that )

thenerdguy has often wondered why dog meat does not tast like chicken?


thenerdguy kickes Lordblackadder in the shin.

 

[nw909]

nw eats a grenade

BOOM!

 

[Stone]

/me wonders what Badgers GF was doing to him, to get a salty tongue

/me hugs Lord Blackadder cos he aint seen him in aggggggggggeeeeees, before turning the ray gun towards lord blackadder when he wasnt looking

 

[Bad^Hat]

/me joins in maiming blackadder

 

[Mitoboy]

Originally posted by The DemonWithin
/ me laughs and absorbs simmo's soul as he dies. He then watches him suffer in agony. An elastic band then ricochets off a wall and hits him in the head.
/ me dies.

Wait.... But.... It only took.... Elastic band....

/me gets out a rubber band gatling gun.

http://www.kitestailstoys.com/catalog/toys/images/rbdevastator.JPEG

/me loads it up and lets lose with tons of rubber bands.

/me laughs like a mad man while people try to avoid the stinging projectiles.

* The elastic band comes around again striking Mitoboy in the back of the head, making him fall over on the gun and destroy it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

/me sings the Team Rocket song and flies away in a Meowth Balloon.

I still like cheese!

 

[nw909]

/me likes cheese also

/me eats all the cheese in bad^hats house

 

[Guest]

yo momma so fat she sat on a dolla an a booga pooped outta george washingtons nose!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yo momma so poor, she hasta go to KFC and lick other ppls fingers!

/me raids nw's hoose.

CHEESE IZ IN DA HIZZY-HO!!!

 

[The DemonWithin]

Yo momma so poor that I KILLED HER AND SHES DEAD AND SHES IN AGONY, SHES DEAD HAHA! DIE! HAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THE BLOOD FLOWING FROM HER FORHEAD!! DEAD!! DEAD HAHAH!

 

[nw909]

Yo people are so ****in stoopid you gotsta talk all white gangsta impersionation!!!1

/me spanks Bad^Hats azz!

You have a stopid avatarz of some bluu ostritch foolz

 

[Bad^Hat]

OI! Don't diss the Emu you bloody slapper. ROIGHT!

/me gives nw a right bop on the noggin.

 

[Fat Tony!]

eww beware nw is a pedo/gay/both.. And therefore rapes men help!
;( Run!

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy smashes the blue emu with a brick. HMMM I wander if emu tast like chicken?

 

[Stone]

mmmmmm, emu tastes like chicken

/me wonders why the Arena has reverted back to Yo Momma jokes again, and so puts on some Avril Lavigne to turn people into mush..

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy puts on some backstreatboys. everyone kills them selfs.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Fortunately, i hurt my ears drum at the swimming pool today, which means i cant hear properly.

/me doesnt put on any music, but instead turns off the backstreet boys and listens to Avril...

I like some of her songs. Is that a crime?.....dont answer that.

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy smacked Farrow in the head because it is a crime to like avril!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

If i like the sound of a song/lyrics, i will listen to it. It doesnt matter who it is.


/me takes out his pitol for the obligatory shooting of someone in the arena

/me shoots thenerdguy in the knees

 

[Mitoboy]

I found out I am truely evil. Switch around my name. Mitoboy = Yobotim = Yo bottom

* Two men in white suits grab Mitoboy and cart him off to a mental hospital.

/me breaks loose from the 'goons' and runs up to Farrowlesparrow and clips his wings.

BUW HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

*pause*

/me goes back to the mental hospital out of pure bordom.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

clip my wings?


You wouldnt dare do that if i was my spanish cousin Worraps el Worraf

(Such a poor poor link, but it was the first thing that came to my head)


/me grows new wings

wait, i dont need wings. I didnt even think i had wings. Oh well.

/me clips his wings

/me shoots mitoboy in the leg.

 

[Stone]

I like Avril too, but hey (its on top of me cd collection at the moment: lookski

/me dons his white coat and locks mitboy back up in the mental institute (SP?)

/me laughs manically...Muhahahahahaha! before getting shot in the knee by Farrowlesparrow again

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy jumpes over Farrows head and drops a brick as he flys away.

 

[Mitoboy]

/me drops to the ground.

/me looks at his leg then at Farrowlesparrow walking away.

Running away are we! Come back here you coword! I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Stone]

/me re-enters the arena, with comical bandages etc on...

Ha, think you can take me out that easy hey....

/me runs after Farrowlesparrow, who turns a corner, Stone follows and runs right into.........the tree!

Ouch?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Stop quoting Monty Python damnit!

Shooting people in their knees is fun

/me takes up the brick and throws at back at thenerdguy, knocking him out of the sky

Right...

/me throws thenerdguy into the sky, this time causing im to land on a planet full of Sadistic Masochist men, in tight latex clothing.

I tried to be nice by sending you to that other planet, but now you just got too annoying.

Hey....get back!

/me gets bit in the leg by Mitoboy

ow.

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by Fat Tony!
eww beware nw is a pedo/gay/both.. And therefore rapes men help!
;( Run!

/me fires a blackhole at Fat Tony and he implodes.

 

[Fat Tony!]

/me is confused how do u fire a black hole at someone?
/me looks at nw confused at why nw is trying to shoot his imaginary gun
/me pulls out a SOCOM and shoots nw in the head

 

[Stone]

/me dusts himself off...dons a skirt and make-up and grabs his tray of goods....

Albatross....albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross...albatross....albatross....albatross

MrBadger: Two good humors please.

I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

MrBadger: What flavor is it?

It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor....Albatross

Badger: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.

All right, it's blood albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross

MrBadger: Do you get wafers with it?

Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts) Albatross

MrBadger: I'll have two please.

I've only got one you c*cks*cker....Albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross

/me shoots MrBadger for being annoying...

What a Senseless waste of human life

 

[nw909]

/me dodges the socom with extreme speed and then implodes and crashes the server.

 

[Stone]

/me notices that he's now a strider....and does a ickle jig on MrBadgers dead and lifeless body....

hehe

/me wonders around poking all the dead bodies around the arena...

hmm, i think we should hire a janitor to clean these up

 

[nw909]

/me throws a car at Stone

Get back to work on your project, monkey!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Sorry stone, but you just dont quite match up to the mods yet
.
/me briefly glances at his tag, then at stones tag, then again at his tag.

Oh well, better luck next time.