The Daily Citizen - a many people post newspaper
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the_rebel_medic
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*Reattaches the hand*
now, any casualties that matter?
now, any casualties that matter?
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Yes! I got a piece of dust in my eye, and it won't come out!
Tollbooth Willie
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/me inflicts blunt force trauma onto Jintor, drags off into corner and attempts to assimilate and assume identity.Jintor said:
the_rebel_medic
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*runs over to Lemon. Patches him up, sends him off* that was way more serious to the dead body of Jintor over there
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...I caant fix that, BUT i can make it worse :naughty: anyone for beach tennis with women in loose fitting bikinis?
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*shoots revolver out of 15357's hand*
BAD EDITOR, BAD
*Squirts with a squirty gun*
yeees, yip like a little puppy
*Sutures everyones ears back on*
now, don't use them for 6-8 weeks
*Preps a looooong article*
BAD EDITOR, BAD
*Squirts with a squirty gun*
yeees, yip like a little puppy
*Sutures everyones ears back on*
now, don't use them for 6-8 weeks
*Preps a looooong article*
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Good evening, I'm reporter Micheal Tuzee. Our top story: It seems that violence in the media has quelled. Appearently, XANA, ríomhaire, the_rebel_medic, local anime freak/unimportant editor, Jintor, and others have stopped attacking one another. This could mean that new members (lol, members) might possibly be able to post without having to fear that others may attack them violently unprovoked. Will this compromize last any longer? Let's just hope it does.
In other news, Satan has been seen around halflife2.net's forums. If you see him, don't go near him, talk to him, look at him, or anything involving him. If you do not know what he looks like, here's a picture of him.
don't kill me...
In other news, Satan has been seen around halflife2.net's forums. If you see him, don't go near him, talk to him, look at him, or anything involving him. If you do not know what he looks like, here's a picture of him.
don't kill me...
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*knocks estrogen out of system; injects them into ríomhaire* sorry for the violence, ma'am. i'll just put this syringe in your purse next to your tampons. and maybe, if you're nice to me, i'll buy you a -Z cup for your birthday and after you get married to Jintor
the_rebel_medic
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*Starts the wedding preperations* Ladies, Please, Calm down.
the_rebel_medic
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Darkwolf said:
And I went with it. Then I killed it, making sure it would never return. Me on the other hand, I am back.
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Request for 15357
Requesting new AA and AT and AS emplacements, controled by a remote interface, located in my office. Also requesting AR emplacements. Thankyou.
Requesting new AA and AT and AS emplacements, controled by a remote interface, located in my office. Also requesting AR emplacements. Thankyou.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen..... and OvA. I'm Micheal Tuzee. Our top story tonight: It seems humanity has been killed by the correctly named the_rebel_medic. Humanity had jumped out the window when local psychopath, the_rebel_medic, jumped out the window with humanity and killed it.
the_rebel_medic
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I'M OK
dunno about humanity though.
dunno about humanity though.
lord garithose in Warcraft 3 TFT said:
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TehGrenadeKing
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Fake Gun? or not?
Today the TUU (or Combine) were called to the scene as a man claiming he had a gun with which he could pick up people and throw them around was later arrested, a fellow combine claiming that it was "Just a stupid glowing toy that looks kinda like a zero point energy gun". Later that day that same combine soldier died when she began to float in the air and her gun dissapeared. Her freinds later found her attached to the toy. "It was really mighty strange" said the soldier that found her.
-George Freemon,
(sounds familiar eh?)
Today the TUU (or Combine) were called to the scene as a man claiming he had a gun with which he could pick up people and throw them around was later arrested, a fellow combine claiming that it was "Just a stupid glowing toy that looks kinda like a zero point energy gun". Later that day that same combine soldier died when she began to float in the air and her gun dissapeared. Her freinds later found her attached to the toy. "It was really mighty strange" said the soldier that found her.
-George Freemon,
(sounds familiar eh?)
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the_rebel_medic said:
Remote interface? Sure, I don't see why not.
Wait, AS? What's AS?
And to TehGrenadeKing: Welcome. I hope that you'll stay and be a valued member of our staff which is falling apart like wet toilet paper.
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TehGrenadeKing
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Hehe can do, dude.15357 said:Remote interface? Sure, I don't see why not.
Wait, AS? What's AS?
And to TehGrenadeKing: Welcome. I hope that you'll stay and be a valued member of our staff which is falling apart like wet toilet paper.
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Breaking News!
Civil Protection officers are getting ready and Overwatch dispatch squads are on hold as a spam attack is expected in and around the The Daily Citizen building The Daily Citizen can reveal. The area has been quarantined and the following have had their status changed to anti-citizens; Darkwolf, 15357, Jintor, the_rebel_medic, TehGrenadeKing, XANA, ríomhaire (AKA 'Rim-Fire') and all known Vikings.
Civil Protection officers are getting ready and Overwatch dispatch squads are on hold as a spam attack is expected in and around the The Daily Citizen building The Daily Citizen can reveal. The area has been quarantined and the following have had their status changed to anti-citizens; Darkwolf, 15357, Jintor, the_rebel_medic, TehGrenadeKing, XANA, ríomhaire (AKA 'Rim-Fire') and all known Vikings.
Tollbooth Willie
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City Wide Warning:
Rebel Hippies and an assortment of other strangers have shown up around the DC building. It is assumed that they have all shown up for what is rumored as "Spam Fest 2006". CP has been vigorously working to wipe out the scum, but their numbers are constantly reinforcing by the minute. Whether or not the threat can be terminated is very unclear at the time, but only time can tell. This is Willie. Stay safe. And lock and load.
Note: Do not look the Hippies in the eyes. If you see one, avoid at all costs. They tend to attack in groups with a very chronic gas they exhale from their mouths. Do not go outside.
Rebel Hippies and an assortment of other strangers have shown up around the DC building. It is assumed that they have all shown up for what is rumored as "Spam Fest 2006". CP has been vigorously working to wipe out the scum, but their numbers are constantly reinforcing by the minute. Whether or not the threat can be terminated is very unclear at the time, but only time can tell. This is Willie. Stay safe. And lock and load.
Note: Do not look the Hippies in the eyes. If you see one, avoid at all costs. They tend to attack in groups with a very chronic gas they exhale from their mouths. Do not go outside.
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