Jintor
Didn't Get Temp-Banned
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The nether-regions (of City 17, not your body)
Today me and my trusty crew of Civil Protection Officers got drunk. Very drunk. Which lead to the conclusion that we should go on what they termed a 'jungle expidition'. This 'Jungle Expidition' turned out to be nothing less then a good old fashioned zombie hunt. The CP's even got entirely into the spirit of things by finding old, pre-combine jungle explorer suits and shooting them until they burned. We then ventured into the depths of City 17, beating citizens as we went.
Our recon squad - Squad 'delta', known to one and all within the slightly more civilised areas of City 17 (i.e. the areas where the camera's know everybody ) as 'Teh Wallhax' - cut through the concrete jungle of the lower levels of City 17. Our squad, with me, your faithful reporter following alongside it, wandered along, occasionally firing blindly into the darkness and chewing on headcrab legs. How they did this through their masks i don't know, and really don't want to find out.
In any case, by 3 hours after we had started we had recovered a strange old statue from the ruins of the middle of the city. This statue was green, and had spikey hair, and held a torch or something pointing at the sky. Obviously a relic from pre-combine ages, but from which exact time period? Random people we showed pictures of the statue to in a bar estimated from the middle ages, from Latin-America (the large land-sized mass under the sea near city 13, for any of you born after the combine - whoops, i forgot you CAN'T BE BORN AFTER THE COMBINE!!! Silly me) or even from New York (The crumpled remains of City 23).
We took it to the labs to find out. Sadly, the results weren't ready in time for this article - so look out for our follow up article very soon.
Today me and my trusty crew of Civil Protection Officers got drunk. Very drunk. Which lead to the conclusion that we should go on what they termed a 'jungle expidition'. This 'Jungle Expidition' turned out to be nothing less then a good old fashioned zombie hunt. The CP's even got entirely into the spirit of things by finding old, pre-combine jungle explorer suits and shooting them until they burned. We then ventured into the depths of City 17, beating citizens as we went.
Our recon squad - Squad 'delta', known to one and all within the slightly more civilised areas of City 17 (i.e. the areas where the camera's know everybody ) as 'Teh Wallhax' - cut through the concrete jungle of the lower levels of City 17. Our squad, with me, your faithful reporter following alongside it, wandered along, occasionally firing blindly into the darkness and chewing on headcrab legs. How they did this through their masks i don't know, and really don't want to find out.
In any case, by 3 hours after we had started we had recovered a strange old statue from the ruins of the middle of the city. This statue was green, and had spikey hair, and held a torch or something pointing at the sky. Obviously a relic from pre-combine ages, but from which exact time period? Random people we showed pictures of the statue to in a bar estimated from the middle ages, from Latin-America (the large land-sized mass under the sea near city 13, for any of you born after the combine - whoops, i forgot you CAN'T BE BORN AFTER THE COMBINE!!! Silly me) or even from New York (The crumpled remains of City 23).
We took it to the labs to find out. Sadly, the results weren't ready in time for this article - so look out for our follow up article very soon.