Tollbooth Willie
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Thank you! You are so kind!Black Pete said:God, you people are ****ing depressing.
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Thank you! You are so kind!Black Pete said:God, you people are ****ing depressing.
TollBooth Willie said:Thank you! You are so kind!
TollBooth Willie said:Damn what's with all the negativity Pete? Can't tell when someone's joking?
DeusExMachina said:Um, you're the last person on Earth. I don't know if you realize, but people go insane isolated from other people :|.
No you won't.yes but i will say my opinion nonetheless
Black Pete said:Yes your way of thinking seems to be "oh noes.. things aren't going my way... guess I'll kill myself"
pathetic.
Beerdude26 said:If there ever is going to be an apocalypse, please let it be a zombie outbreak. I would absolutely thrive until the end of my days if that happened, driving around in a bus (maximum protection, maximum carrying load), securing towns and using them as safehouses for other survivors.
Llama said:Lol, I can garauntee you'de be one of the first to do it. Living as the last person on earth, with all your family, friends, penplas, loved ones, dead, would be a fairly depressing experience. No matter what any muppets here say, you couldnt live without other people.
(That wasnt meant to be snappy btw, its jsut written like that)
Then I would come back to life and use this mountain as ingredients to make loads of potions so I become Master in Alchemy. Then I'd make a "Resurrect All" potion.Raziaar said:I would crush up all the skeletons of the billions of deceased people into bonemeal, and make Mount Bonemeal out of it.
Black Pete said:it would be depressing for you, but don't talk for me. i hope you have fun not existing
Pesmerga said:Awww, Black Pete, you only say that because you don't really love anyone.
Sounds fun! Area 51 would be my first stop if I managed to get past the severe depression.Ren.182 said:Then i'd get to America some how and get to Area 51 and check out what they have there.
Then i'd play with some guns, blow some shit up.
Then i think i'd try and print off the history of the world somehow and store it somewhere easy to find so if aliens ever came they may learn to read out language and see what happened... I'd add my own little adventure to the end of the history too
I'd be well lonely though.
TollBooth Willie said:Sounds fun! Area 51 would be my first stop if I managed to get past the severe depression.
Sulkdodds said:Time portal? You could go back to when there were still people!
I don't understand why people would go crazy with wacking off...Solaris said:By the sounds of it they'll be so much fapping, the friction will great some big electrical crazy thingy.
If all humans disappeared instantly, like now the nukes would still run wouldn't they? or would they have some stupid daily securtiy system to keep them running?Ikerous said:Shouldn't we assume there wouldn't be any electricity?
Ikerous said:I don't understand why people would go crazy with wacking off...
Other people existing doesn't stop me from doing that :/
In fact, w/o other people making porn sites and maintaining the internet, it'd be a lot harder
i wouldn't know how to get my computer to run off of batteries...short recoil said:If all humans disappeared instantly, like now the nukes would still run wouldn't they? or would they have some stupid daily securtiy system to keep them running?
Your task would be going round switching off all lights so there wasn't too much drain!
Elecricity wouldn't be a problem other than that tho.........steal car batteries, solar cells, commandeer a wind turbine.......whatever.
Or pedonecrophelia.. w/eSolaris said:It would be pretty cool though, like jizzin on the queen or something.