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the one with the barkeep

is their a console command to reset my relationship with other stalkers? All of a sudden, every stalker in town is trying to kill me.

HAHAHA

Yeah, you run like fifty ****ing miles and hour with the sprint button. Btw, im very dissappointed with stalker. It's very mediocre like Boiling Point turned out to be.

Lemme guess, you're a building rat who through years of listening to humans talk can now speak our language and now that you've found a computer that has access to the internet, you wish to lure us into the building, kill us, then feed on our bodies? I am i right?

Discuss this matter, i will. And to answer your question, my "hell-****ing-no" meter is off the charts.

pepper spray ftw

Your parties suck.

At this new years party (This was the first time i got drunk and i got Hammered with a capital H) and there were these two lesbians. At first, I just kind of normally shook peoples hands and said hello. Then i finally came into contact with the lesbos. I of course acted like a nice guy...

I hope it is manually controlled from a cockpit in the head. The last thing we need is skynet taking control of it to for world domination.

I hope 8800 gtx's are in the "Things" category.

He speaks the truth. This is also great to take into the workplace (the speaking loud, clearly, confidently, and shaking peoples hand firmly part). There is nothing wrong with partying; it helps you learn how to talk to new people who do not share the same interests as you. Why is this...

Where are the pictures?

Oh, ok. That makes sense. LOL If i ever saw your car parked i would spell with my finger on your dusty bumper "I am a vagina"

Ok then by that statement my moms Mazda Protege 4 cyl should be able to handle 303hp right? I never said that motor companys put out engines at their max, i just said that there is a certain limit that a stock car can take before things start to break. Now depending on the car, you should be...

Found another pic (my favorite one)

You can't get a set up like that without getting stronger axles, stronger pistons, stronger crankshafts, etc in a 2.0 car without breaking stuff. Those kinds of cars weren't meant for that kind of power. I'm not saying it can't be done, but a you are going to need more than a chip to give you...

Through a highly-modified high-density crystal-light cable plugged directly into the back of my head just below the cranium into the brain stem.

I live in a town-house. As much as i would love to, i doubt my neighbors would allow it. Oh, and another cool feature about the car that i didn't mention is that it's actually magnetic to the female body.

"Though I walk through the valley of Subaru's and Integras, I shall fear no turbo... for torque art with me" 350 ft-lb @ 3200 RPMs, 5.7L V8 (the new silver vette at the top of this pic is my dads)